week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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