Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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