Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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