i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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