At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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