I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My balls are so social today.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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