Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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