Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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