he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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