so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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