tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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