We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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