But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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