id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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