what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size