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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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