what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Damn victory sex feels great
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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