You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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