i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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