There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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