Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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