he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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