We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
