apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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