I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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