I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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