ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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