; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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