Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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