Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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