I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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