Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
