We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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