I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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