i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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