Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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