I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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