I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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