If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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