Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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