You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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