it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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