can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize