Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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