Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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