East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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