Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
