Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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