"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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