why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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