That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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