I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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