new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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