The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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