Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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